The Grave's a Fine and Private Place

But none I think, do there embrace. (1)

I made Mr. Spit a cupcake for Valentine's Day.

Delta ate it.

After I hunted through the bag of candy hearts to find the one that said "your awesome". (2)

Delta is not awesome.

(1) Andrew Marvel, To His Coy Mistress. The anti-love poem, but very, very funny.
(2) No, really it said that. No apostrophe. It was grammatically incorrect. The grammar lady bought grammatically incorrect valentine's candy.