But none I think, do there embrace. (1)
I made Mr. Spit a cupcake for Valentine's Day.
Delta ate it.
After I hunted through the bag of candy hearts to find the one that said "your awesome". (2)
Delta is not awesome.
(1) Andrew Marvel, To His Coy Mistress. The anti-love poem, but very, very funny.
(2) No, really it said that. No apostrophe. It was grammatically incorrect. The grammar lady bought grammatically incorrect valentine's candy.