Twizzlers' black licorice.
Cherry Nibs
and the scarf from hell (which may look familiar, it was started in another colour - a lovely green, and I ran out of that wool before the scarf was done and could not buy more, and so now I am re-knitting it in another colour and the whole project is decidedly unpleasant, and I refuse to allow myself to cast on or even knit on anything other than this, as it is for my mother's birthday, which is in, oh, 12 days, and I must have it done, because giving my mother something that is only half knit is not an option. Not at all.)