Delta Update

It looks like the girl will be coming home tonight. We will have to take her for a long walk to get things, ahem, moving. There is a stuffed toy and the "exit point". A long walk should get it out.

Which is more of a challenge than you might think. You see, the thing you need to know about a Mastiff, is that they are lazy.

More lazy than a sloth, more lazy than your brother in law with a bottle of beer in his hand after pay day, they are profoundly lazy.

A long walk for a mastiff is roughly 100 feet. Possibly we might get 150 feet because she has been cooped up in a kennel.

This is going to be grand, I tell you.