Every dog should have a man of his own.
There is nothing like a well-behaved person around the house
to spread the dog's blanket for him,
or bring him his supper
when he comes home man-tired at night.
Corey Ford
The flatulent Mastiff is much better. Just in time for Daddy to come home. My sense of smell, on the other hand, may never be the same. . .
Pictures of the new cats, just as soon as they come out from wherever they are presently hiding.
PS - Mr. Spit wishes you all to know that it was his wife's abject stupidity to leave the dip on the counter, he wasn't in town, and can't be held at all responsible for what HIS dog does when HE is out of town. . .