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Ah, let me tell you about when I tried to show my exhaustive (snort) knowledge of Golf . . . .
So, the CEO of the company that owned us had come by with a donation for the silent auction. I looked at this golf club, a terribly expensive Golf Club that everyone was very excited about, with a great. big. head. and said:
"Oh, what a nice putter."
Which seems an innocent enough mistake.
Until you realize that putters have very small heads and are used at the end of the hole to put the ball in the cup.A driver on the other hand, well, it's used at the start of the hole, to drive the ball down the fairway.
Say it with me. . .
I'm an idiot. . .
