Laundry

Mostly I am writing this blog because I do not want to fold the laundry.

Now, I have tried telling myself it won't be all that bad. (It will be, there's lots)

I have tried telling myself to be thankful for all the clothing I have. (why did I buy so much)

I have tried telling myself that I am a grown up, and that doing chores you do not want to do is what makes you a grown up. (When I was a child, I fantasized about not having to do things I didn't want to do)

I have tried telling myself that my clothes will be horribly wrinkly if I do not put them away. (This is a patent lie, I pulled they out of the dryer yesterday, they are *already* wrinkly)

None of it is working.

Oh wise internets, tell me, why I should fold the laundry?