Dearest Martha

Dear Martha:

thank you for the chocolate. It was, as always, delicious. And unlike last time, I was able to keep the disastrous dog Delta away from it.

Unfortunately, another form of vermin struck the chocolate bar with almonds. This particular pest is about 5"8', and gasp, I am married to him.

Yes, that's right - Mr. Spit ate my chocolate bar!

He says I have to share.

So, what I want to know is this: did I have to?