I have decided.
I am not going to be a jelly bean saleswoman (selling only the black ones, because any other kinds are revolting)
I am not going to design firework shows. (Although, this was the most tempting career I could think of for a long time.)
I will not become a blast engineer. (Hello, the fact I didn't know you could divide by zero was always going to be a limiting factor)
I am not going to marry for money (Hate to say it, but it didn't work last time anyway)
None of those.
Not at all, at all.
I have a plan.
I am going
I am going to
join the circus.